Tag Archives: Robert Pattinson

s1ngal’s How-to Stay Cool

15 Oct
  • If you want to stay single by choice, you must be absolutely as insane as me.
  • If you want to stay single because someone’s ditched/ dumped/ cheated on/ betrayed you, then I’m sorry for you but being single may not suit you.
  • If you want to stay single thinking it’s cool, then hell you’re right… and I’ll show you how.

First and foremost, you must think it’s cool to stay single. It is cool and cold. You become the “cold one”, not as cold as the Cullen Family I guess. I mean people will consider you cold and you must convince yourself that cold means cool. By now if you’re not convinced about the cool pack your bags and run to Alaska and just understand *cool* or row to the Arctic (if that’s what it takes). Now think – …how easy it is to just pack and go… Know why? Because you’re single. Now you get my point, don’t you? Duh.

Robert Pattinson & the Cullen Family -> Image Source

The Coolest *Cold ones* ever 😀

Second reason it’s cool to be single is well… you’re always available. Especially for the hot ones. I mean, imagine being married [or in a relationship] and just then someone as hot and steamy walks up to you to warm that cold-ness you’ve so much prized… Sizzling… innit? So yea, being single leaves you ready to mingle. Ready as in when YOU are ready. How wonderful is that? Because trust me, as long as you’re single, there’s always a hope… a hope of someone really amazing bumping into you anytime, anywhere, anywhen and then sweeping you off your feet. 

I can spend all my life in singlehood, hoping to bump into him…

Reason number three: You can be broke and still be okay. It’s okay to be broke when you’re single because you can just sit it out – sit everything out. You can be home where you can be single OR you can be out and still be single. See??? No pressure!! If you’re too broke and you DO get kicked out of your rented apartment, crash in anywhere. Remember the *pack and go* benefit from the First reason. You can practically live off your suitcase. There, no pressure.

suitcase – your home!!!

Fourth reason why it’s great to be single is because it’s really great to be single. Wondering why? Well you can always dress to kill… Yes, you can always wear that low-neck very-revealing flimsiest-ever top/dress – the ones that your ever-jealous boyfriend/ ever-insecure husband would have NEVER approved of, yes the ones that make them jump and reach out for a stole to cover your assets. Darn!! Do you still not want to be single?

NO pho’os here, I’ll let your imagination do the talking :apologises profusely:

And now… Just Because, and only because I want this post to go in *MY5* category, am I going to present you the fifth and the FINAL reason why you should be single.

Need I say more…?

“She has been ranked the richest African-American of the 20th century… She is also, according to some assessments, the most influential woman in the world”. For more info –> go on wiki Oprah Winfrey and get inspired 😀

vamos K’Stew

31 Jul

I’ve been giving the split a thought. I think it started somewhere here itself – I mean the thought not the split. There was one minute-by-minute reaction to the news and yep that’s what made me think about the split.

I love HOLLYWOOD. I love movies. I love the hunks. I envy the Hollywood dolls.

Okay, back to the split and my thought on it. Well, very often we hear of men cheating on lovely, pretty, how-can-he-do-that-to-such-a-beautiful girl. So it’s definitely “pay-back” time. I love Pattinson, he’s HOT, HAWT, HAUGHT… and I feel bad that this “catharsis” had to come about at his expense.

Vamos – kStew!!!

Anyway my ex’s can now relax. If Robert Pattinson (look at him, take a CLOSER look at him, c’mon go ahead scroll up and LOOK AT HIM) has been cheated on, STOP whining…

To Rob – Well the message in the name of the movie itself “Remember Me” if you can (I need redbull ~~ gives me wings~~)


Written with its readers interests in mind.

Duke University Press News

What's New at Duke University Press

Seal Matches

Stories & News

My message to me

- and anyone else who may be listening


"We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect"


Confessions of a Scholar Mom

Musings of a Random Mind

Fiction based on reality. Any similarities to the characters and events in the life of the author are purely intentional.

Designer Sophisticate

Ramblings — Musings — Cynical conversation

Sunken Thought

Just lost brainwaves


I am me. Not who I was. Not what has happened.

The Hope Filled Addict

I'm Restless No More

Chronicles of an Orange-Haired Woman!

Descriptive writing on love, life, landscape, laughter and lodges!


The Courage To Shift is my Life Coach business that focuses on moving the client from victim, to VICTOR, regardless of their personal goals! Is there anything in life that you would like more of?

I'm not China be funny but this place is Beijing me crazy...

An Irish Girl's Tales from The Middle Kingdom

Life with Jess

Living LIfe Single, Sassy, and Joyfully!

The Inkwell

from inkdrop - poetry, places and events


Motorcycle Lifestyle