“Beauty lies in the eyes of a beholder” Amen!! But so does ugliness.
I am not rating the ugliness, so this is a list with no *particular* order. Because, no matter which number they belong to, they are [for me] downright ugly. Presenting you – my personal list of 5 ugliest celebreties… no, you need not agree [for here and now… I am the beholder, I am the blogger].
At number 5: This one here gives me a long face every time he pops on my screen – luckily I have a choice [the remote control].
Number 4: This one here, I do find her ugly to the core. Thanks to a not-so-recent scandal, she has turned herself ugly in and ugly out. No penny for guessing!
Ugly 3: This guy reminds me of a guy I used to know, as a kid, who’d had a cleft-lip surgery. His strings of girlfriends [with the ONLY exception of ScarJo] have been as ugly as him [his now-fiance is not in my list just because I’m saving her for my new and upcoming expose : ugly celebrity-couple]. Any guesses??
The Fourth: Can’t stand this woman, she’s ugly uber-personified. If I bump into her in Aisle A, you’ll need to find me gasping in Aisle ZZZAABB. She’s like a total FISHer out of water. Can’t stand her acting, can’t stand her smiling, just can’t stand her… my only consolation, she’s married to BORE-rat.
Numero cinco: Oh how quickly have I reached the end and you’ve gotta trust me when I say “I’ve saved the best errr worst for the last”. He looks like a degenerated/ regenerated boy version of Ellen Degeneres with a touch of Miley Cyrus [who could have easily been my number six if it weren’t for my 5’s the limit]. The resemblance is just too uncannily resembling to ignore. Next time, you see him, look closer… you won’t be able to tell the difference!!!
NB. The 3 ugly boys: all share the same name. No, I don’t have a history of being ugly-dumped by anyone by that name. It’s a coincidence of the most amazing order, I swear. I like the name “Justin”, yes I do! It’s just an errr ugly coincidence… I guess.
Ugliness isn’t always bad… Lo and behold, I got something good out of it – a post!!! Three cheers to ugliness – Yuk! Yuk! Yukkay!!!