Romancing the UGLY

“Beauty lies in the eyes of a beholder” Amen!! But so does ugliness.

I am not rating the ugliness, so this is a list with no *particular* order. Because, no matter which number they belong to, they are [for me] downright ugly. Presenting you – my personal list of 5 ugliest celebreties… no, you need not agree [for here and now… I am the beholder, I am the blogger].

At number 5: This one here gives me a long face every time he pops on my screen – luckily I have a choice [the remote control].

Just-out Long

Number 4: This one here, I do find her ugly to the core. Thanks to a not-so-recent scandal, she has turned herself ugly in and ugly out. No penny for guessing!

Kirsten stEWWWWWWWWW

Ugly 3: This guy reminds me of a guy I used to know, as a kid, who’d had a cleft-lip surgery. His strings of girlfriends [with the ONLY exception of ScarJo] have been as ugly as him [his now-fiance is not in my list just because I’m saving her for my new and upcoming expose : ugly celebrity-couple]. Any guesses??

JUST-not-IN

The Fourth: Can’t stand this woman, she’s ugly uber-personified. If I bump into her in Aisle A, you’ll need to find me gasping in Aisle ZZZAABB. She’s like a total FISHer out of water. Can’t stand her acting, can’t stand her smiling, just can’t stand her… my only consolation, she’s married to BORE-rat.

Isle-a

Numero cinco: Oh how quickly have I reached the end and you’ve gotta trust me when I say “I’ve saved the best errr worst for the last”. He looks like a degenerated/ regenerated boy version of Ellen Degeneres with a touch of Miley Cyrus [who could have easily been my number six if it weren’t for my 5’s the limit]. The resemblance is just too uncannily resembling to ignore. Next time, you see him, look closer… you won’t be able to tell the difference!!!

i think it’s IN the name JUST-never-IN

NB. The 3 ugly boys: all share the same name. No, I don’t have a history of being ugly-dumped by anyone by that name. It’s a coincidence of the most amazing order, I swear. I like the name “Justin”, yes I do! It’s just an errr ugly coincidence… I guess.

Ugliness isn’t always bad… Lo and behold, I got something good out of it – a post!!! Three cheers to ugliness – Yuk! Yuk! Yukkay!!!

vamos K’Stew

I’ve been giving the split a thought. I think it started somewhere here itself – I mean the thought not the split. There was one minute-by-minute reaction to the news and yep that’s what made me think about the split.

I love HOLLYWOOD. I love movies. I love the hunks. I envy the Hollywood dolls.

Okay, back to the split and my thought on it. Well, very often we hear of men cheating on lovely, pretty, how-can-he-do-that-to-such-a-beautiful girl. So it’s definitely “pay-back” time. I love Pattinson, he’s HOT, HAWT, HAUGHT… and I feel bad that this “catharsis” had to come about at his expense.

Vamos – kStew!!!

Anyway my ex’s can now relax. If Robert Pattinson (look at him, take a CLOSER look at him, c’mon go ahead scroll up and LOOK AT HIM) has been cheated on, STOP whining…

To Rob – Well the message in the name of the movie itself “Remember Me” if you can (I need redbull ~~ gives me wings~~)