If “Hyperbole” were a human being, it would look like me because I sure as hell have the sounds of it.
When I love something, I LOVE it.
When I hate something, I HATE it.
And I make it known!
People have told me I would make a great salesman because of my hyperbole-ic attributes. My friends often tell me to “zip it”. My BFF had once suggested me to give “horror” writing a try, because of how I “describe” otherwise mundane stuff.
As it happens, I speak hyperbole-cally.
As is said, I make a mountain out of a molehill.
As I see it, I speak passionately.
I don’t speak words, I speak feelings. My book reviews are basically “feelings”. If I were to speak of apple pies, all you’ll hear is my feelings. If I were to tell you about some beautiful place, all you’ll hear is my feelings.
Words will be words, and feelings [apparently] Hyperbole.
So forgive me for not being very “objective” and rather “dramatic” when I speak! So forgive me if my writing becomes completely incomprehensible [for one too many hyperbole] for the rational you!
s1ngal 
i heard that in ancient greece, when somebody died, they only asked one question, “did s/he have passion?” if you’ve got it, you don’t worry about how you’d live your life.
So agree with plaridel. It’s the truth of it, in a nutshell.
thank you Plaridel and Covert Novelist!!
I love this piece! What a great way to describe yourself! One of my cousins (we are all Italian) calls it “Passion to the Extreme” Hahahaaa
I love one of your cousins ❤ ❤