Everything will be all wrong

30 Nov

When people say, “Don’t worry… everything will be alright…” I neither can believe them nor believe in them. Why don’t they rather say, “Don’t worry, everything will be all wrong…”? It’s the truth… nothing will be all right, everything will be all wrong.

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Now, I’ll try to explain my theory of “Don’t worry… Everything will be all wrong.”

Let’s start with the “Don’t worry”. When you see someone in pain/ trouble/ going through tough times in eir lives, you have to tell them not to worry. You must also use this phrase on people who keep worrying their brains out. I’m talking about people who would worry if they won’t have anything to worry about, trust me there are these kinds. So, basically “Don’t worry” means you know don’t worry or in a layman’s term – Stop worrying! [Genius, right?]

Now, let’s go on to the second phrase – “Everything will be all right”. The words “will be” = future which is absolutely uncertain. Even Alice Cullen with her vampirical power to see in the future has professed [does this word go here? I’m trying to write something very smart but if you think this isn’t the right word – please be smarter and replace it with whatever word “actually” fits there and continue reading, will you?] that future is uncertain. You’ve gotta believe her, even the Volturis believe her and are “actually” after her [for her power to see into the future].

So, where was I? Oh yes, future is uncertain. Therefore, when you tell people “everything will be alright” – you’re actually not making any sense. In which case, you should stop saying it.

On the other hand, if you say “Don’t worry… Everything will be all wrong – the whole thing sounds different with the change in that last word. When someone says, “Don’t worry, everything will be all right” means what’s happening around you now isn’t right and that in the near future [which no one’s seen] things will be [future tense] all right.

Everything is going to be ALL WRONG!!)

Everything is going to be ALL WRONG!!)

 

However, if someone says, “Don’t worry, everything will be all wrong”, it is an assurance that you’re in a good place already. Once people find out where they are [at that point of time], is a good place [already] – well the worrying actually stops. Think about it. Wouldn’t you stop worrying if you knew that you were in a good place, already?

Besides, when you say “Everything will be all wrong”, it’s a way of saying “I doubt if everything will go wrong”. As I have mentioned somewhere above “will be” is future – uncertainty. Now, imagine saying “Everything will be all right” and what it could imply.

Moreover, when you say “Everything will be all wrong” – it’s also another way of “hoping for the best, preparing for the worst”.

Well, if you aren’t convinced yet… Don’t worry… Everything will be alright.

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8 Responses to “Everything will be all wrong”

  1. idiotprufs November 30, 2012 at 9:08 pm #

    The glass is actually half-full and half-empty at the same time.

  2. theipc November 30, 2012 at 9:43 pm #

    I think I’m older than you – which has nothing to do with anything – but a long time ago my friend and I were toiling away in this restaurant and my friend and I would reassure ourselves by telling each other that everything would be OK and work out and eventually it did. : )

    • s1ngal November 30, 2012 at 9:54 pm #

      Sweet… Mine’s more like all in a day’s wrongs – all wrongs. it’s like waking up on the wrong side of the bed or something like that and everything every THING just keeps going the wrong way once it starts. Things never get alright – not for THIS day at least 🙂

  3. NicoLite Великий December 1, 2012 at 12:54 am #

    I would just like to add the words that will make a happy person sad, and a sad person happy: This, too, will pass…

  4. Mustang.Koji December 1, 2012 at 1:24 am #

    What a brilliant piece!

    • s1ngal December 1, 2012 at 11:01 am #

      Thank you very much 😀

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