Point Blank

4 Nov

Why in the hell are some people born to torture others? especially MOI.

The other day I was in a restaurant when a guy one obnoxious scumbag of a guy came up to me and said, “I’ve seen you before, I’ve met you before..” I said, “Okay, but I don’t remember you or you or you…” Not quite like this, though.

I knew he wasn’t trying to pick me up, thank goodness for that but obnoxious to the core that he was he was obnoxiously unable to read between the lines.

HIM:  “Which school did you go to?”

s1ngal: “…But why?”

HIM: [Undeterred] “What’s your name?”

s1ngal: [Hesitantly] “…Mary.”

HIM: [racking his emptied brain] “Last name??”

s1ngal: [Unhesitatingly] “Poppins.”

HIM: [racking his already raked emptied brain] “I think your name’s Nina…” [get this @#$%$^!*& out of my sight, NOW] 

s1ngal: [Pleasant] Wrong girl.

HIM: “Didn’t you use to go around with David?”

s1ngal: [smiles a beautiful radiant smile] ……………. collects her thangs and walks off

Nonetheless, my consolation – he talked to Mary Poppins.

Consolation numero dos – a post here 😀 “All ends well that ends [up] here”

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8 Responses to “Point Blank”

  1. NicoLite Великий November 4, 2012 at 12:28 pm #

    Yeah… I’m far too polite to do that… Sometimes I really wish I could just be mean

  2. ardent and awkward in austin November 4, 2012 at 1:33 pm #

    That last e-card is my fave!

  3. Picture-Bandit November 4, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

    And there we have the reason why even cute, good, nice and normal men don’t walk up to a woman. We just have heard too many of these stories and are very afraid to become this person…

    Urg… Thinking back I only had encounters with four women that just came on too strong…

    • s1ngal.wordpress.com November 5, 2012 at 12:08 am #

      oh please… u should’ve seen this cocksure loud crass guy. There was nothing *cute, good, nice and normal* about him.

  4. katlaire November 4, 2012 at 10:20 pm #

    That last e-card cracked me up!

    • s1ngal November 5, 2012 at 12:11 am #

      Great, I worked hard googling “just shut up Mr. Jerk Idiot”… good to know it’s paying off real well 😀

  5. Voucer Dragonnest November 13, 2012 at 1:15 pm #

    Heya i am for the first time here. I found this board and I in finding It really helpful & it helped me out much. I’m hoping to present something again and aid others such as you helped me.

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