Romancing the UGLY

22 Oct

“Beauty lies in the eyes of a beholder” Amen!! But so does ugliness.

I am not rating the ugliness, so this is a list with no *particular* order. Because, no matter which number they belong to, they are [for me] downright ugly. Presenting you – my personal list of 5 ugliest celebreties… no, you need not agree [for here and now… I am the beholder, I am the blogger].

At number 5: This one here gives me a long face every time he pops on my screen – luckily I have a choice [the remote control].

Just-out Long

Number 4: This one here, I do find her ugly to the core. Thanks to a not-so-recent scandal, she has turned herself ugly in and ugly out. No penny for guessing!

Kirsten stEWWWWWWWWW

Ugly 3: This guy reminds me of a guy I used to know, as a kid, who’d had a cleft-lip surgery. His strings of girlfriends [with the ONLY exception of ScarJo] have been as ugly as him [his now-fiance is not in my list just because I’m saving her for my new and upcoming expose : ugly celebrity-couple]. Any guesses??

JUST-not-IN

The Fourth: Can’t stand this woman, she’s ugly uber-personified. If I bump into her in Aisle A, you’ll need to find me gasping in Aisle ZZZAABB. She’s like a total FISHer out of water. Can’t stand her acting, can’t stand her smiling, just can’t stand her… my only consolation, she’s married to BORE-rat.

Isle-a

Numero cinco: Oh how quickly have I reached the end and you’ve gotta trust me when I say “I’ve saved the best errr worst for the last”. He looks like a degenerated/ regenerated boy version of Ellen Degeneres with a touch of Miley Cyrus [who could have easily been my number six if it weren’t for my 5’s the limit]. The resemblance is just too uncannily resembling to ignore. Next time, you see him, look closer… you won’t be able to tell the difference!!!

i think it’s IN the name JUST-never-IN

NB. The 3 ugly boys: all share the same name. No, I don’t have a history of being ugly-dumped by anyone by that name. It’s a coincidence of the most amazing order, I swear. I like the name “Justin”, yes I do! It’s just an errr ugly coincidence… I guess.

Ugliness isn’t always bad… Lo and behold, I got something good out of it – a post!!! Three cheers to ugliness – Yuk! Yuk! Yukkay!!!

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11 Responses to “Romancing the UGLY”

  1. knowledgeknut October 22, 2012 at 3:23 pm #

    You are completely correct – beauty and ugly are in the eye of the beholder. For me, I wait until I know someone to determine how I feel about them – how beautiful or how ugly they are. As you have pointed out – actions can make a person very, very ugly. You’ve got some doozies on your list.

    Looking forward to your next “installment!”

    KnowledgeKnut

  2. NicoLite Великий October 22, 2012 at 5:15 pm #

    Up to now I’ve managed not to recognize a single one of them. I guess my brain has an ugly-filter… though with the hints you’ve provided I at least managed to identify the last (and definitely not least ugly) candidate as the unspeakable one… no, I don’t mean Voldemort, or Melkor, Sauron nor Skeletor

    • s1ngal October 22, 2012 at 10:00 pm #

      hmmm… note to meself: get that ugly-filter!!

      • NicoLite Великий October 23, 2012 at 3:06 am #

        I found it in a bottle of scotch a few years back

      • s1ngal October 23, 2012 at 1:22 pm #

        o darn! I’m a teetotaler :sigh:

      • NicoLite Великий October 23, 2012 at 3:26 pm #

        I bet there are other places where such a filter may be acquired 😉

      • s1ngal October 23, 2012 at 3:39 pm #

        Oh, do you mean the filter at the end of a cigarette! I’ve got one! 😀

  3. Tom Elias, Writer October 28, 2012 at 2:04 am #

    Although I’m no prize myself, I’ll agree with your list completely. Bravo!

    • s1ngal October 28, 2012 at 2:10 am #

      yaye! I’ve got Tom Elias seal of approval. 😀

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