DO i smell BEER :)

6 Sep

Confession of a teetotaler: Bear with me, I smell beer.

I don’t mean I can smell beer around the house or on someone, I can smell beer on myself. The question may thus arise: Why?? How??? A teetotaler??? LOL????

Confession of a single Girl: I am a teetotaler.

Being a teetotaler could be one reason why I have been able to retain my singlehood. I mean how else can an intoxicated drop-dead-lady-in-red gorgeous girl survive being single…. :ahems:

TO all my polar opposite binge beer-drinking compatriots, I love each one of you… plus apologies if the barrels above aren’t pouring beer already [I wanted them to, errr].

Which brings me back to my first confession. I am smelling beer. Another apologies, this time to the members of AA who might have had to fight the temptation just because I’m smelling beer. I know what such little triggers can do ~ I was addicted to smoking, still am… managed to stay clean for the last 2 years :swells with pride:

So why do I smell beer? No, not only because my sense of smell is extraordinary… thank you.

Because, actually I had a beer-shower today. Why? Some friends stayed over last night guzzling drinking beer and the leftover was too much to throw away. They cost money… duh!!! Sorry, -another- actually Beer is a natural errr man-made natural conditioner and I’ve read it somewhere that it lightens your hair. No, I am not aiming to become a blonde [but then again being a drop dead hot blonde can always be a gorgeous option]. Well, mine’s a mane you’d want to have for yourself. I have straight silky hair and I have had them even before straighteners became a must. At times these too-tamed tresses get on my nerve and this is when experiments happen [not always are my experiments conditioneral].

Besides if you’ve been a teetotaler and intend to be one, all your life, there are times like today [for me] when you want to break the rules and try to smell like someone who’s drenched in beer – which is almost what I did today. The attention I got was amazing. I thought looks was all that mattered :sigh: one’s gotta smell beer too… :another sigh:

…and it’s time to wash my hair, with water this time 😉

will post the result if I don’t forget</blockquote

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10 Responses to “DO i smell BEER :)”

  1. Madoqua September 7, 2012 at 4:33 am #

    What a great use for leftover beer (or not!!)
    And you can always wash your hair in it (and enjoy(?) the ‘benefits’) without imbibing a drop!

    • s1ngal September 7, 2012 at 4:38 am #

      😀 thank u!!

  2. anecdotaltales September 8, 2012 at 11:37 am #

    The smokin’ hot blonde in a red dress that smells like beer. …I’m sorry, but I have no choice to write a story about that one day. It’s just too fantastic to pass up. 😉

    • s1ngal September 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

      please know that I’ve *LIKE*d the story already… eagerly loooooking forward!!

      • anecdotaltales September 8, 2012 at 2:37 pm #

        Well you’re more than allowed to collaborate. Traits? Height? Quirks? Scenes? I’ll try to do her justice, but I wouldn’t turn down help. 😉

      • s1ngal September 8, 2012 at 2:45 pm #

        Now that would be ONE wishful thinking… If only I COULD write [read: collaborate] stories :SIGH:

      • anecdotaltales September 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

        So no help from the peanut gallery, huh? Not even a pic of you in said smoking red dress to go with it? You’re gonna make me find a generic photo? I see how its. 😉

      • s1ngal September 8, 2012 at 2:52 pm #

        LOL! Very much lookin forward 😀

  3. anecdotaltales September 12, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    http://anecdotaltales.wordpress.com/2012/09/12/the-woman-in-red/ As promised. Thanks for teh idea. 😀

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