the Girl with A-Z

31 Jul

[I am obsessed/ possessed] f I were Steig Larsson, I’d/ could be:

  • The S1NGLE Girl with an All-you-can-shop-for-A-dollar dream-sale this Christmas
  • The S1NGLE Girl with a Big crush on Prince Harry
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Career that’s nowhere in anyone’s field of vision
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Desire to own a new MacBook Pro (just to snub people who own Dell, like me)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with an Enthusiasm for lazing around
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Fat Finger (so badly wanted to write “ass”, alas my ass isn’t fat)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Gaudier-than-thou fashion sense (violently suppressed in the name of sanity)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Heightened sense of Humour (which apparently no one understands hence the word “heightened”)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with an I-want-everything-that-they-have-but-can’t-work-the-way-they’re-working attitude
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Joke nobody laughs at (ref. H above)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a “Knightingale” title for sale (Holler at upcoming boy-bands/ boy-artists who’d like to have a knick-name)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Longing to live a s1ngle life forever
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Money-making machine (in futurospect)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Nomination for Nobel Prize in Literature (again in futurospect)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with an Obnoxious family and friends (who apparently think just the same about me)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Peculiar sense of Plagiarism

  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Queitly brilliant brilliance (sorry HTC, how I wish I could say “Intelligent minds think alike” but I have already confessed of what I am in the point above)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Rat that runs in when the lights go out in the Room
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a S1ngal (Single) blog (and you’re in it, right now)

  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a T-shirt that says “Whaling Sucks”
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with  an Unbearably good looking crush (ref.  second bullet point)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Violent loVe for words starting with “V” (long before the world got obsessed with V for Vendetta)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Wish to be the Girl with the something tattoo
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with an X-rated vocabulary hardly used hence obsolete
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Yoko Ono and John Lennon’s poster in her parents’ room (maybe)
  • The S1NGLE Girl  with a Zeroing bank balance (I wish I could suffix this with “maybe” but I CAN’T)
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One Response to “the Girl with A-Z”

  1. Writing Jobs July 31, 2012 at 2:20 am #

    That was another excellent post today. You make it look so easy. Thanks so much for sharing. I really enjoyed reading it very much. Have a wonderful day!

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