It’s embarrassing to know that your friends *with money* are embarrassed to be seen with you *without money*. But hello… I have ambitions and I have plans.
Some day I will get my unwritten book published, which is going to make me oh-so famous… and popular. That day, YOU all i.e. friends *with money* – yes YOU all, the ones who are snubbing me now… yes YOU all will not have the pleasure of having been acquainted to this bestselling author.
YOU know why… well I’ve got a plan. It’s because I wouldn’t have used my name – no, I’m not leaving it anonymous. I’m going to get a good friend’s name on it – as the writer’s. She / he will have never known YOU all.
Yes. And so, before I write that amazingly great book I must find that good friend.
And so, I shalt wait. Hope is where my heart is… Hope sweet hope!
A good friend shouldn’t care whether you have money or not
Amen! I need to find one asap
[well, to LAUNCH my writing career lol]
LOL
That sounds awkwardly familiar…
doesn’t it, now?